10 Things I Did While Facebook Was Down

1. Wonder about what’s on my mind

2. Share something with my co-worker

3. Tweeted; “Facebook is down”

4. Considered masturbation but then remembered I was at work

5. Discovered I have a window in my office and half a sandwich in a drawer. WFT ??

6. Check if Facebook was back on. Nope …. checked again …. nope !!

7. Pee

8. Went to hulu.com to watch the daily show. Steward, you are a funny mofo

9. Talked to a stranger and then discover we work in the same office. Just a few feet away from each other

10.? I actually did some work